No managers, No Gods
Inspired by my Agile Software Coloring Book, this product humorously highlights the common issue of team burnout in tech environments
Too Stoned To Care - Puffeyed Dragon
Inspired by my Stoner’s Guide to Paradise Book, perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor and a laid-back attitude
Deploy to Production
Wear this product to showcase your commitment to quality code and rapid delivery, whether you’re at the office, a tech meetup, or your next sprint planning session.
Scrum Master - Magister Scrum
The phrase “Magister Scrum” proudly displayed on the product not only highlights your expertise in agile methodologies but also adds a sophisticated and unique flair to your wardrobe.
Team is Experiencing Burnout
Wear it to highlight the importance of team well-being and to show that you understand and care about the common challenges faced by tech teams.
Elegant Programming
The phrase “Programatio Elegans” is more than just a statement; it’s a declaration of your commitment to excellence in coding.
Code Freeze - Codex Gelidus
The phrase “Codex Gelidus” is more than just a humorous statement; it’s a declaration of your commitment to maintaining stable, bug-free software.
Hardware can be kicked
The bold “Instrumentum Calcitrari Potest: Hardware can be kicked” design proudly declares your commitment to practical problem-solving
Cool Clean Code
The bold “Codex Mundus: Clean Code” design proudly declares your commitment to clean coding practices and serves as a subtle, yet powerful statement against poorly written code.