No Managers, No Gods — Nulli Magistri, Nulli Dii
For developers who answer only to logic, caffeine, and their own definition of done.
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T-shirts & prints
Funny, nerdy, or just plain strange — perfect for devs and the people who love them.
9 pieces to explore
Too Stoned To Care — Puffeyed Dragon
From the Stoner’s Guide to Paradise — a tribute to chill minds, dragon eyes, and zero stress given.
Deploy to Production — Ad Productionem Dimitte
For developers who live on the edge — where commits meet destiny and courage compiles clean.
Scrum Master — Magister Scrum
For those who turn sticky-notes into symphonies and deadlines into dance steps — or the perfect gift for the one who keeps your sprints …
Team Is Experiencing Burnout — Turma Fatigationem Experitur
Because sometimes the sprint never ends — and laughter is the only agile coping mechanism left.
Elegant Programming — Programatio Elegans
For developers who believe beauty lives in clarity — and that good code should read like poetry, not punishment.
Code Freeze — Codex Gelidus
When everyone else panics, you stay frozen in perfect control. Codex Gelidus — the unofficial uniform of stable code.
Hardware Can Be Kicked — Instrumentum Calcitrari Potest
A bold nod to every engineer who knows that when logic fails, a good kick still counts as problem-solving.
Cool Clean Code
More than a shirt — it’s a declaration of elegance, discipline, and rebellion against spaghetti code.