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No Managers, No Gods — Nulli Magistri, Nulli Dii

A Declaration of Creative Autonomy

  • By David Valor
  • Dec 14, 2024
For developers who answer only to logic, caffeine, and their own definition of done.
No Managers, No Gods — Nulli Magistri, Nulli Dii

No Managers, No Gods — Dark Edition

🕶️ For the makers who worship no deadlines and bow to no status meetings.

Nulli Magistri, Nulli DiiNo Managers, No Gods.
A statement so pure, it could only have come from someone who’s seen one too many JIRA tickets titled “quick change please.”

This isn’t anti-leadership. It’s pro-autonomy.
It’s the uniform for every dev, designer, and builder who knows that creativity thrives best when left the hell alone.


⚡ A philosophy in fabric

  • Born from the Agile Software Coloring Book — where humor meets hard truth.
  • Typography that defies hierarchy — bold, clean, unflinching.
  • Soft, premium cotton — comfort built for long coding nights and silent revolutions.
  • Unisex fit — equality isn’t optional.
  • Dark edition available — because every rebellion deserves a dramatic backdrop.

💬 What it really means

“We deploy ourselves.”

“We don’t do status updates — we do results.”

“The only sprint I run is away from bureaucracy.”

This shirt isn’t anti-management — it’s anti-micromanagement.
It’s the anthem of people who build worlds in silence while the meeting invite loads.


🧠 Where to wear it

  • At the office: subtle enough to pass HR, pointed enough to start a movement.
  • At meetups: instantly find your tribe — the ones who roll their eyes at “alignment syncs.”
  • At home: because you’re your own product owner now.

No Managers, No Gods


🔥 Join the autonomy alliance

Because the best work is born from freedom, not fear.
Because creativity doesn’t need supervision — it needs space.
Because every line of elegant code is an act of quiet rebellion.

Code freely. Think boldly. Nulli Magistri, Nulli Dii.