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Team Is Experiencing Burnout — Turma Fatigationem Experitur

Solidarity in Syntax

  • By David Valor
  • Jul 19, 2024
Because sometimes the sprint never ends — and laughter is the only agile coping mechanism left.
Team Is Experiencing Burnout — Turma Fatigationem Experitur

Turma Fatigationem Experitur

☕ When the coffee’s gone and the sprint still isn’t

Turma Fatigationem Experitur — Latin for “The team is experiencing burnout.”
A brutally honest diagnosis disguised as a design.
Because every dev team knows: beneath the stand-ups and story points lies a collective need for sleep, snacks, and sanity.

This shirt isn’t cynical — it’s compassionate.
It says “I see you.”
It’s humor as therapy for the over-looped and under-rested.


🧠 Designed for empathy (and irony)

  • Inspired by the Agile Software Coloring Book — where humor meets hard truth.
  • Clean, minimalist typography — exhaustion, elevated to Latin dignity.
  • Soft, breathable cotton — because burnout shouldn’t itch.
  • Unisex fit — equally suited to devs, PMs, designers, and night-shift heroes.
  • A conversation starter — funny, real, and uncomfortably relatable.

💬 What it really says

“We sprinted… then kept sprinting.”

“Retrospective? We barely remember the last one.”

“Our KPIs are caffeine per capita.”

This isn’t just merch — it’s group therapy in wearable form.
It gives tired teams a way to laugh together, instead of apart.


❤️ The perfect gift for your tech tribe

Whether it’s your Scrum Master who’s kept morale alive, your QA who’s seen too much, or your teammate who hasn’t closed Slack since 2021 —
this shirt says “we’ve all been there.”
A perfect morale booster for hackathons, deadlines, and those 9 PM deploys that “should only take a minute.”


🧩 Where to wear it

  • Office Fridays: pair with sarcasm and survival snacks.
  • Conferences: instantly find the realists in the crowd.
  • Home office: because burnout looks better in Latin.

Turma Fatigationem Experitur


🔥 Join the burnout recovery movement

Because caring is still cool.
Because humor keeps teams human.
Because every exhausted engineer deserves to feel seen — and stylish.

Laugh kindly. Work wisely. Turma Fatigationem Experitur.